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08/20/08 Grif.Net – Grandpa’s Favorites: Work

08/20/08 Grif.Net – Grandpa’s Favorites: Work

Have the last four of my grandchildren here visiting this summer, so thought
I’d share some jokes about their Grandpa’s life. Next Up = Work

Boss: “Did you mail out those circulars?”
Bob: “No, I couldn’t find any round envelopes.”

HR Director: “Don’t you think that this company is like one big family?”
Bob: “No, everybody’s been pretty friendly so far.”

New employee: “Say, how long have you been working here?”
Bob: “Ever since the Boss threatened to fire me.”

Foreman: “Bob, why do you carry only one block at a time when everyone else
is carrying two?”
Bob: “I guess they are too lazy to make two trips.”

Fellow employee: “Are you a clock watcher?”
Bob: “No. Work is so slow around here I watch the calendar.”

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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”