Have the last four of my grandchildren en route to visit this summer, so
thought I’d share some stories about their Grandpa’s life. Next Up =
Driving
Policeman: “Say, didn’t you see that red light?”
Bob: “Oh, yeah, but when you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all.”
Policeman: “Sir, your wife fell out at the intersection three blocks back.”
Bob: “Thank goodness! I thought I’d gone deaf.”
Bob: “I just found oil on our property!”
Teresa: “Wonderful! Now I can afford a new car.”
Bob: “Maybe we’d better get the old one fixed. That’s where the oil was
coming from.”
Driving Instructor: “Now, as soon as you see an emergency, you must put on
the brake.”
Bob: “Why, I thought the brake came with the car?”
Driver’s Ed Teacher: “Remember, a man is hit by a car every 40 seconds.”
Bob: “Wow! That guy must be made of iron.”
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”