Have the last four of my grandchildren en route to visit this summer, so
thought I’d share some stories about their Grandpa’s life. First up =
School.
Teacher: “Are the questions on this test giving you trouble?”
Bobby: No. “The questions are clear. It’s the answers.”
Teacher: “Name a collective noun.”
Bobby: “Garbage truck.”
Bobby: “I don’t think I should have gotten a zero of this test paper!”
Teacher: “Neither do I, but that’s the lowest mark there is.”
Teacher: “Name six animals of the arctic region.”
Bobby: “Three walruses and three polar bears.”
Teacher: Can anyone tell me what the Roman numerals LXXX stand for?”
Bobby: “Love and kisses?”
I did not do that well in school. 🙂
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”