[Dave suggested some “bad pun on the month” candidates]
I went to a seafood disco last week…and pulled a mussel.
A man walked into a restaurant with a slab of asphalt under his arm and
said, “I’d like a drink please, and one for the road.”
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste
funny to you?”
“Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of Home.'”
“That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.”
“Is it common?”
Well, “It’s Not Unusual.”
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”