06/19/08 Grif.Net – A Pig

06/19/08 Grif.Net – A Pig

[The title of today’s Grif.Net humor is only a mere coincidence that it
falls on our wedding anniversary. We’ve been happily married 3 years.

3 out of 38 ain’t bad . . . 🙂 ]

A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he
had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined.

After the trial he asked the judge, “This means that I cannot call Mrs.
Johnson a pig?”
The judge said that was true.

“Does this mean I cannot call a pig ‘Mrs. Johnson’?” the man asked.

The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig ‘Mrs. Johnson’ with no
fear of legal action.

The man looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said, “Good afternoon, Mrs.

Dr Bob Griffin,
“Jesus knows me, this I love”