06/12/08 Grif.Net – A Dozen Smiles from Seniors

06/12/08 Grif.Net – A Dozen Smiles from Seniors

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was
God and I didn’t .

2. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.

4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke .

5. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

6. Being “over the hill” is much better than being under it!.

7. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.

8. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

9. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere.

10. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.

11. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

12. The trouble with life is there’s no background music.

Bonus: I’m not a complete idiot; some parts are missing.
Dr Bob Griffin,
“Jesus knows me, this I love”