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05/24/08 Weekend Grif.Net – Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

05/24/08 Weekend Grif.Net – Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

NBA, NHL OR NFL?

36 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least two businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 currently are defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving

Can you guess which organization this is?
NBA, NHL or NFL?
Give up yet?

NONE, it’s the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group who
crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in
line.

[From the Capitol Hill Records, 1999-2000; verified on ‘snopes’, although
much of the above cannot be precisely verified since no names were given]

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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”