A couple was expecting their first baby. Water broke and her contractions
were only two minutes apart. To say the mood was frantic would be an
The husband dialed the hospital ER and asked for help.
“Is this her first child?” the doctor queried.
“No, you idiot!” the man shouted. “This is her *husband*!”
Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”