One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost. For two days he
roamed around trying to find a way out. He had not eaten anything during
this period and was famished.
Over on a rock ledge he spotted a bald eagle. He killed it, and started to
eat it. Surprisingly, a couple of park rangers happen to find him at that
very moment, and arrested him for killing an endangered species.
In court, he pled innocent to the charges against him, claiming that if he
didn’t eat the bald eagle he would have died from starvation. The judge
ruled in his favor.
In the judge’s closing statement he asked the man, “I would like you to tell
me something before I let you go. I have never eaten a bald eagle, nor ever
plan on it. What did it taste like?”
The man answered, “Well, it tasted like a cross between a whooping crane and
a spotted owl!”
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”