Ten years ago I spent two weeks in China, then Hong Kong (my wife was
attending seminars and getting an award for her alternative health
ministry). What a country! I found many people there who could speak
English and was more than a little embarrassed by my American education that
left me short again.
A student of mine found these CHINESE TRANSLITERATIONS of familiar English
statements. Remember, the Grif.Net makes no claim at political correctness
EVER, but we want this to be humorous and mean no disrespect to anyone.
These probably would not have helped me find my way around the Great Wall,
Ming Tombs or the Forbidden City . . .
Stupid fellow————————————-DUM GAI
Are you harboring a Fugitive?————–HU YU HAI DING?
Approach me————————————KUM HIA
Small horse————————————–TAI NI PO NI
Miami vacationing agreed with you——-YA MAI TI TAN
I bumped into a coffee table—————AI BANG MAI NI
Have you considered a face lift?———-CHIN TU FAT
You trying to save electricity?————-WAI SO DIM?
Inquiry to determine if bus is due———HAO LONG WEITING?
Unauthorized execution———————LIN CHING
You’re blowing your diet——————–WAI YU MUN CHING?
Keep out of pond—————————–NOH WEI DING
Tow-Away zone——————————NO PAH KING
You are not very bright———————YU SO DUM
I do not deserve the death penalty——WAI HANG MI?
How about staying awhile?—————-WAI GO NAO?
They are approaching———————–HIA DEI KUM
Remain out of sight————————–LEI LO
Cleaning automobile————————WA SHING KAH
Premature infant—————————-TAI NI BEI BI
Cigarettes are hazardous to health—–NO TSMO KING
Did someone fertilize the field?———-HU FLUNG DUNG?
Your body odor is offensive—————SHU MAN GO
Constipation problems———————-HUNG CHOW
Midnight television Program—————LEI TSHO
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”