As a former Professor of Rhetoric, Practical Theology and Natural
Philosophy, I once assigned my students to define some “Philosophical World
Views”. These did NOT earn a passing grade!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
* Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
* For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
* He who hesitates is probably right.
* No one is listening until you make a mistake.
* Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
* The hardness of the butter is inversely proportional to the softness of
the bread.
* To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is
research.
* To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your
principles.
* Two wrongs are only the beginning.
* The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
* The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.
* A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
* If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried
before.
* Don’t sweat petty things….or pet sweaty things.
AND especially for today . . .
* Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”