[A clinical psychiatrist friend – NO, I am NOT his patient – sent these
Q: Do you feel like you’re cured of multiple personality disorder?
A: Absolutely. We’ve never felt better.
Q: Why did the manic-depressive cross the road?
A: Who cares? What does any of it matter?
Q: How can anybody possibly believe in the collective unconscious?
A: It’s easy – if you’re Jung at heart.
Q: What does a paranoid have in common with the all-knowing master of time
space and dimension that secretly controls all of our lives?
A: Right, like you don’t know.
Q: What does a codependent order for lunch?
A: I don’t know. What do you think I should say?
Q: Why did the movie theater employee have to enter therapy for blaming
others for his problems?
A: He was a projectionist.
Q: How does someone with chronic memory loss shop for groceries?
A: What? Hmm? Sorry?
Q: Why do you think you can’t make any friends?
A: I don’t know, you stupid, fat, ugly idiot.
Q: What does a dyslexic devil worshiper do on weekends?
A: He worships Santa.
Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”