[Happy 6th birthday to my grandson Christian. To celebrate, here are some
more really bad Puns and wordplays you might enjoy.]
(1) If a wolf can attack a deer from either the right side or the left side,
does that make him bambidextrous?
(2) Did you hear the one about the man who dreamed he was a muffler on a
car, and then that he was part of the wheel?
He woke up exhausted and tired.
(3) The pirate captain was standing in his treasure pile.
He didn’t have very much: his booty was only shin-deep.
(4) When the glassblower inhaled he got a pane in the stomach.
(5) Scientists report that dieters lost brain cells as well as body weight.
It’s a case of think or slim.
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
“Jesus knows me, this I love”