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11/29/07 Grif.Net – More Stupid Headlines

11/29/07 Grif.Net – More Stupid Headlines

“I’s very happy,” said Olga, a medical student, in perfect English.
— in the Lynchburg (VA) Daily Advance

Sadness Is No. 1 Reason Men and Women Cry
— the Omaha (Nebraska) World Herald

Light meals are lower in fat, calories
— the Huntington Herald-Dispatch (West Virginia, Southern Ohio, and Eastern
Kentucky)

Bible Church’s Focus is the Bible.
— the St. Augustine (Florida) Record

Free Advice: Bundle up when out in the cold
— the Lexington (Kentucky) Herald-Leader

How We Feel About Ourselves is the Core of Self-Esteem Says Author Louise
Hart
— the Boulder (Colorado) Sunday Camera

Teen-Age Girls Often Have Babies Fathered By Men
— the Sunday Oregonian

Alcohol ads promote drinking
— the Hartford (Connecticut) Courant

Scientists See Quakes in L.A. Future.
— the Oregonian

Renewed Fighting Threatens Peace
— the Ottawa (Ontario) Citizen

Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut
— the New York Times

Bad weather and frog were allegedly the main reasons of the accident.
— from a story in Business Vietnam

North Korean Leader Names Ancient Frog “Ancient Frog”
— headline, Korea Times

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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
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