11/09/07 Grif.Net – Vegetable Quiz

11/09/07 Grif.Net – Vegetable Quiz

Oh, the joy of having 10 grandkids. I am going to pass these questions on to
the readers and see if YOU can come up with better (read: sicker) answers
than I. The worst will be shared Monday, along with my feeble attempt. They
are all about FOOD.

Example 1: Where do turtles eat? Answer: In slow-food restaurants

Example 2: What part of the cake does Frosty like best? Answer: The icing

Okay, now it’s your turn.

1. How do you fix a broken pizza?

2. Why did the police question the burrito?

3. What do you call a stolen sausage?

4. Why did the ham go to the doctor?

5. Why did the fig take a prune to the movies?

6. What is the kindest vegetable?

7. Why did the rabbit go on strike?

8. What is sweet, gooey and fixes shoes?

9. What is a plumber’s favorite vegetable?

10. Why can we never depend on a bowl of cereal?

Bonus: What vegetable needs cough syrup?

Dr Bob Griffin,
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given