TOP TEN THINGS YOU’D LOVE TO SAY AT WORK, BUT CAN’T
10. Do I look like a people person?
9. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
8. I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
7. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen
6. Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #1?
5. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
4. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
3. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow
isn’t looking good either.
2. I don’t suffer from stress. I’m a carrier.
And the #1 thing I’d LIKE to say at work, but can’t?
1. No, I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
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