10/22/07 Grif.Net – Maxine’s Thoughts on Autumn

10/22/07 Grif.Net – Maxine’s Thoughts on Autumn

Maxine (cartoon character) says:

“Fall makes me grumpy. In that way, it reminds me of winter. And spring.
And summer.”

“If it got dark any earlier, we wouldn’t have to get up at all”

“They hold elections in November because it’s the best time for picking out
a turkey”

“How do we know that global warming isn’t just Mother Nature having a hot

“Fall is time for my snow tire recall. I can’t recall where I put them.”

“I can rise and shine, but not at the same time.”

“Ever feel like you’ve had too much coffee? Me neither.”

“Voting is like choosing your favorite mosquito out of a swarm.”

“Don’t forget to turn back your clock. I’m going to turn mine back to when I
was 20.”

Dr Bob Griffin,
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given