At a teaching session in radiology department, the attending asked the
intern: “I think this x-ray reveals that the severe bowing of both bones of
the lower leg is the cause of this patient’s limping. What would you do in
this case?”
After a moment, the intern replied, “Well, I suppose I would limp too.”
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The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree
that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
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The CEO of a large HMO dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter shows him to a
lovely villa, wonderful music, great views, full staff of servants, gourmet
meals, etc.
The CEO says, “This is terrific!”
“Don’t get too comfortable,” says St. Peter. “You’re only approved for a
three-day stay.”
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
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