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09/19/07 Grif.Net – Frog

09/19/07 Grif.Net – Frog

A little girl said, “Grandpa, can I sit on your lap?”

Why sure you can,” her grandfather replied.

As she is sitting on granddad’s lap she said, “Grandpa, can you make a sound
like a frog?”

“A sound like a frog? Well, sure Grandpa can make a sound like a frog.”

Perplexed, the child asked, “Grandpa, will you please MAKE a sound like a
frog?”

Baffled, her granddad said, “Sweetheart, why do you want me to make a sound
like a frog?”

And the little girl sweetly stated, “‘Cause Grandma said that when you
croak, we’re going to Florida!”

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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
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