[Joseph H said, Now that was an “udderly” bad joke , , so think I’ll stick
with some normal humor for a while]
One lady told a friend, “Whenever I’m down in the dumps I buy myself a
dress.”
The other one said, “I’ve always wondered where you got them.”
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John: “My neighbors were up at three o’clock this morning, shouting and
yelling.”
Pete: “Oh dear. Did they wake you up?”
John: “Nah. I was already up, practicing my bagpipes.”
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A man spoke frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and her
contractions are only two minutes apart!”
“Is this her first child?” the doctor asked.
“No!” the man shouted, “This is her husband!”
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The Romans didn’t find algebra very challenging, because X was always 10.
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given