Quit worrying about your health. It’ll go away.
I’m not old. I’m chronologically gifted.
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
It isn’t the age that bothers me. It’s the mileage.
Support bingo. Keep Grandma off the streets.
My wife gives me sound advice. 99% sound, 1% advice.
It’s not that I’m afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it
happens.
I’m so old that all my friends in heaven think I probably didn’t make it.
You know you’re getting old when you throw a wild party and the neighbors
don’t even realize it.
The only trouble with retirement is you never get a day off.
Old age comes at a very bad time.
Never do anything you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.
Retirement: Twice as much husband, half as much money.
It’s nice to be here. At my age, it’s nice to be anywhere.
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
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