When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer.
Never tell your mom her diet’s not working.
Stay away from prunes.
Don’t pull your dad’s finger when he tells you to.
Never leave your three-year-old brother in the same room as your school
assignment.
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick.
Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat.
When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she’s on the
phone.
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given