I had amnesia once — or twice.
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.
Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
One nice thing about egotists … They don’t talk about other people.
I used to be indecisive. Now, I’m not sure.
Is it just me, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given