07/26/07 Grif.Net – More Random Thoughts

07/26/07 Grif.Net – More Random Thoughts

I had amnesia once — or twice.

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun
every year.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.

Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.

What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?

They told me I was gullible and I believed them.

One nice thing about egotists … They don’t talk about other people.

I used to be indecisive. Now, I’m not sure.

Is it just me, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

Dr Bob Griffin,
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given