A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her
struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the
It was the pastor’s wife who asked to talk to the woman.
But the daughter said ever so sweetly, “Mommy can’t come to the phone to
talk to you right now. She’s hitting the bottle.”
Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross +3 nails = 4 given