From a GRIF.NET READER near Milwaukee
6:30 a.m., April 9
“I awoke this morning to what I expected to be blaring music . . . the side
effect of being cheap is that you have to put up with all that you have
bought. I purchased a clock radio alarm (less then $5) and now I am paying
for it as only one station comes in, The local powerful Rock and Roll “Z104”
This morning I awoke to laughter and the DJ’s powerful radio voice talking
about all the “Great Emails” he had just received from an un-named local
source.
The DJ went on and on but his laughter had become very addictive. I found
myself wondering what was so funny that he would be laughing so long. He
started into the Lists again and read them one by one. Then in my frail
mind so clogged by the morning rush I realized that he was QUOTING from the
GRIF.NET and I began to blush.
Having just re-read the night before “DARWIN AWARD FOR IC NOMINEES
(intelligence-challenged)” then he started on the next list of “THINGS YOU
LEARN FROM YOUR KIDS”. Surely I thought Dr. Griffin must have gotten the
‘HOT’ going news fresh off the web. Until that is I heard the DJ ‘roar’
“The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of
your action.”
The Assistant DJ just held her tongue and after a pause stated with
perplexed confusion, “I don’t understand.” To which the DJ replied, “He
covered that too on the very last line when he added ‘It’s like the Flu –
not everybody gets it.'”
Other people are copying, forwarding, and quoting the GRIF.NET. Getting
what’s HOT is getting the GRIF.NET. Keep up the good work. You’re the one
setting the new standard in clean humor!”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net (blushing)
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given