Sadam Hussein’s Obituary has finally been completed:
Hussein was predeceased by two sons, Uday and Qusay,
and is survived by 15 sons:
Sooflay, a restauranteur;
Guday, who lives in Australia;
Huray, a sports fanatic;
Sashay, who is gay;
Kuntay and Kintay, twins living in Africa;
Sayhay, a baseball player;
Ojay, a stalker and murderer;
Gulay, a singer and entertainer;
Ebay, an internet entrepreneur;
Biliray, a country music star;
Ecksray, a radiologist;
Puray, a manufacturer of kitchen blenders;
Raygay, who lives in Jamaica;
and Tupay, who is bald:
and by five daughters:
Lattay, a coffee-shop owner;
Bufay, a big eater;
Phayray, an actress;
Sapheway, a grocery store owner;
and Ollay, who lives in Mexico;
There is reportedly another surviving son, Oyyvay,
but he has been disowned by the family.
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
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