June’s Best Knock-Knock Joke =
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly, Cows go MOOO!
June’s Really Bad Pun Award =
The pigeon family decided to fly to the beach for summer vacation. But baby
pigeon was worried and said, “I can’t make it; I’ll get too tired.”
His mother replied, “Don’t worry; I’ll tie a piece of string to one of your
legs and the other end to mine.”
The baby started to cry.
“What’s wrong?” said the mother.
“I don’t want to be pigeon towed!”
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given