Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or
your bladder will need emptying.
Laws of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Workshop Corollary:
Any small, extremely expensive part that is accidentally dropped will
disappear from view…forever.
Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity
of your act.
Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Phone Theorem:
When the body is fully immersed in water the telephone rings.
Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.
Theatre Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive
last.
Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do
something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy’s Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent
lockers.
Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor
covering are directly correlated to the cleanliness (newness) and cost of
the carpet/rug.
Wilson’s Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making
it.
And remember, Murphy was an optimist . . .
~~
Dr Bob Griffin, www.Grif.Net
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