06/11/07 Grif.Net – Elvis v Godzilla

06/11/07 Grif.Net – Elvis v Godzilla

A new theory suggests that Elvis and Godzilla were identical twins who were
SEPARATED AT BIRTH. Could Godzilla, the King of Monsters and Elvis, The
King, be one and the same? You be the judge.

Godzilla: King of Monsters
Elvis: King of Rock

Year Career Started
Godzilla: 1954
Elvis: 1954

Godzilla: Giant lizard
Elvis: Giant lounge lizard

Social Order
Godzilla: Hangs with freaks
Elvis: Michael Jackson, son-in-law

Famous Bug Battles
Godzilla: Fought giant caterpillar Mothra
Elvis: Outlasted the Beatles

Vocal Quirks
Godzilla: Terrible dubbing of his movies
Elvis: Never could lip-synch

Eating Habits
Godzilla: Would eat anything
Elvis: Would eat anything fried

Godzilla: Fat man in rubber suit
Elvis: Fat man in polyester suit

Alien Encounters
Godzilla: Traveled past Jupiter for Godzilla vs. Monster Zero
Elvis: Was believed to be aboard alien spacecraft on
Independence Day

Godzilla: Has eaten the building
Elvis: Has eaten everything in the building

Dr Bob Griffin,
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given