[Had fun writing some fictitious “personal ads” for well-known Bible
characters. Feel free to send me some YOU think up. BTW, can you figure out
the writers?]
“Come with me to the promised land. Traditional religious man seeks
adventurous mate for the journey of a lifetime. If you enjoy traveling,
miracles and long hikes in the desert, I’m the man you’ll covet”
“Love quiet rainy nights? Spend time cruising uncharted waters on my
newly-built craft. Sensitive older gentleman with fondness for animals of
every kind seeking traveling companion and someone to share the joys of just
sitting and looking at rainbows.”
“Treat you like royalty. Be part of a growing team of nearly 1000 for a
whirlwind romantic tour-of-a-lifetime in the Holy Land. Meet exotic people
and leaders of many nations in a palatial setting. Jealous types need not
apply.”
“Get ahead in life. MWM offers younger woman opportunity to dance your head
off in the luxury of lavish banquets. You set your price; whatever you ask
for is yours on a silver platter.”
“Harmless flirtation? Bored with your life as a lonely army wife? Join this
celebrity, famous in word and song, for an evening of romance. Roof-top hot
tub. Treat you like a queen. Discrete; your spouse doesn’t have to know or
it would kill him.”
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given