Your friends tell you that you have been acting strange lately, and then you
hit them several times with a sledgehammer.
People stay away from you whenever they hear you howl.
Nobody listens to you anymore, because they can’t understand you through
that scuba mask.
Every time the phone rings, you shout, “Hey! An angel just got its wings!”
You like cats. Especially with mayo.
You cry at the end of every episode of Gilligan’s Island, because they
You put tennis balls in the microwave to see if they’ll hatch.
You call up random people and ask if you can borrow their dog, just for a
Your main goal in life is to become the president of Bulemia.
You argue with yourself about which is better, to be eaten by a koala or to
be loved by an infectious disease.
You try to make a list of the Warning Signs of Insanity. (cough)
Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
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