A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office. “Is it true,” she
wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the
rest of my life?”
“Yes, I’m afraid so,” the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, “I’m
wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription
is marked ‘NO REFILLS’.”
~~
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called
witchcraft..
Today, it’s called golf
~~
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her out to some
place expensive.
So I took her to a gas station!
~~
Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given