05/22/07 Grif.Net – Ineffective Daily Affirmations

05/22/07 Grif.Net – Ineffective Daily Affirmations

[Look at yourself in the mirror this morning and affirm who you are!]

I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of
suspicion and paranoia.

I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are
someone else’s fault.

I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself. Unless, of course,
I want to stay employed.

In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.

Having control over myself is nearly as good as having control over others.

I honor my personality flaws, for without them I would have no personality
at all.

I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious,
self-righteous people around me.

I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper and complain.

The first step is to say nice things about myself. The second, to do nice
things for myself. The third, to find someone to buy me nice things.

As I learn to trust the universe, I no longer need to carry a gun.

All of me is beautiful and valuable, even the ugly, stupid, and disgusting

When someone hurts me, forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit. But not nearly
as gratifying.

Dr Bob Griffin,
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given