04/27/07 Grif.Net – Bad Pun Weak, 5

04/27/07 Grif.Net – Bad Pun Weak, 5

A bunch of cows and bulls were standing in a field. A huge gust of wind
comes along and all the cows fall over, but the bulls just stood there,
bracing themselves against the gale.

All the cows stood up and brushed themselves off and went back to their
business. Pretty soon, a tornado blows through and all of the cows are
knocked to the ground, but the bulls just calmly munch on the grass.

Next, a hurricane comes through and all the cows are knocked into the next
pasture. The bulls just say “moo.”

Finally, one of the cows walked up to a bull and asked, “Moo? How come the
wind always knocks us for a loop and you just stand there unharmed?”

“Isn’t it obvious?” the bull replies. “We bulls wobble, but we don’t fall

Dr Bob Griffin,
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