04/25/07 Grif.Net – Bad Pun Weak, 3

04/25/07 Grif.Net – Bad Pun Weak, 3

A guy from Czechoslovakia was visiting his cousin the lawyer in Wyoming, and
they went for a hike in Yellowstone Park.

While they were hiking they were attacked by 2 bears, one male and one
female. The male bear dismembered and ate the Czechoslovakian guy, but the
lawyer managed to escape.

He ran straight to the nearest Rangers station, and told them what had
happened, and they sent out a group of rangers to see what was going on.

Sure enough, the Rangers arrived at the place that the lawyer mentioned, and
there were the female and the male bears. So one of the Rangers took his
rifle and shot the female.

The other Rangers asked “Why did you shoot the female? He said that the MALE
ate his friend”

The Ranger answered, “Would you believe a lawyer if he told you that the
Czech is in the male?”

Dr Bob Griffin,
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given