A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-75. The trooper asked,
“Got any I. D.?”
The driver replied, “Bout whut?”
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A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road,
and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind
it.
Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he
drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the
fellow what the problem was. The man replied, “I have a flat tire.” The
passerby asked, “But what’s with the flowers?”
The man responded, “When you break down they tell you to put flares in the
front and flares in the back. Hey, it don’t make sense to me neither.”
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And after all my ribbing of Southern friends, one replied, “You can say what
you want about the South, but I ain’t never heard of anyone retiring to the
North.”
And he’s rat.
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given