TOP 10 REASONS RANCH TRUCKS AREN’T STOLEN:
#10 They have about 20 miles before they overheat, breakdown or run out of
gas
#9 Only the owner knows how to operate the door to get in or out.
#8 It is difficult to drive fast with all the fence tools, grease rags,
ropes, chains, syringes, buckets, boots and loose papers in the cab.
#7 It takes too long to start, and the smoke coming up through the
rusted-out floorboard clouds your vision.
#6 The Border Collie on the toolbox looks mean.
#5 They’re too easy to spot. The description might go something like |
this:The driver’s side door is red, the passenger side door is green, the
right front fender is yellow, etc.
#4 The large round bale in the back makes it hard to see if you’re being
chased. You could use the mirrors if they weren’t cracked and covered with
duct tape.
#3 Top speed is approximately 45 mph.
#2 Who wants to steal a truck that needs a year’s worth of maintenance,
U-joints, $3,000 in body work, tail-lights and windshield?
#1 It is hard to commit a crime with everyone waving at you.
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given