[Back from hiatus and glad to have the Grif.Net up and running]
On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping.
(That’s the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On a bag of Fritos — You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap — Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners — Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it’s just a suggestion.)
On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) — Do not turn upside down.
(Well … Duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding — Product will be hot after heating.
(And you thought?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron — Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn’t this save me time?)
On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine — Do not drive a car or operate machinery
after taking this medication.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could
just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid — Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(I’m taking this because?)
On many brands of Christmas lights — For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor — Not to be used for the other use.
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I’m a bit curious.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts — Instructions: Open packet, eat
nuts.
(Step 3: say what?)
On a child’s Superman costume — Wearing of this garment does not enable you
to fly.
(I don’t blame the company. I blame the parents for this one)
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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given