Daily Archives: February 24, 2007

02/24/07 Weekend Grif.Net – Triple Filter Test

February 24, 2007 – 7:08 am

In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high
esteem. One day an acquaintance met the great philosopher and said, “Do you
know what I just heard about your friend?”
“Hold on a minute,” Socrates replied. “Before you talk to me about my
friend, it might be good idea to take a moment and filter what you’re [...]

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02/23/07 Grif.Net – Surgery

February 24, 2007 – 4:37 am

THINGS YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY
1. Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
2. Someone call the janitor. We’re going to need a mop.
3. Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.
4. Rusty! Rusty! Come back with that! Bad dog!
5. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
6. Oops! [...]

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