In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high esteem. One day an acquaintance met the great philosopher and said, “Do you know what I just heard about your friend?” “Hold on a minute,” Socrates replied. “Before you talk to me about my friend, it might be good…
02/23/07 Grif.Net – Surgery
THINGS YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY 1. Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. 2. Someone call the janitor. We’re going to need a mop. 3. Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness. 4. Rusty! Rusty! Come back with that! Bad dog! 5. Wait a…