Daily Archives: February 15, 2007

02/15/07 Grif.Net – Forgot Valentine’s Day

Husband: “I am SO sorry that I forgot Valentine’s Day. I know you must be hurt and angry with such a fool like me. What can I do for you to forgive me?”
Wife: “I have already dealt with it”
Husband: “What did you do?”
Wife: “I cleaned the toilet bowl.”
Husband: “But how did that help?”
Wife: “I used [...]

02/14/07 Grif.Net – Today

The beauty of my wife . . .
           is not in the clothes she wears,
           the figure that she carries,
           or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of my wife . . .
           is seen in her eyes,
           because that is the doorway to her heart,
           the place where love resides.
The beauty of my wife . . .
           is not [...]