Daily Archives: February 12, 2007

02/12/07 Grif.Net – Gender Definitions

DEFINITIONS IN MARRIAGE BY GENDER
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
  female: Any part under a car’s hood.
  male: The fastener at the top of the back of a woman’s dress above the zipper.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
  female: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
  male: Playing football without a helmet.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
  female: The open sharing of thoughts [...]