GRIFNET – 2-3-2007 TEST MESSAGE

Psalm 31:1, 19-24 (NRSV)

In you, O LORD, I seek refuge;
do not let me ever be put to shame;
in your righteousness deliver me.

O how abundant is your goodness
that you have laid up for those who fear you,
and accomplish for those who take refuge in you,
in the sight of everyone!
In the shelter of your presence
you hide them from human plots;
you hold them safe under your shelter
from contentious tounges.

Blessed be the LORD,
for he has wonderously shown
his steadfast love to me
when I was beset as a city under seige.
I had said in my alarm,
“I am driven far from your sight.”
But you heard my supplications
when I cried out to youfor help.

Love the LORD, all you his saints.
The LORD preserves the faithful,
but abundantly repays the one
who acts haughtily.
Be strong, and let your heart
take courage, all you who wait for the LORD.

02/02/07 Grif.Net – Super Bowl Quiz

[A teacher in Korea sent this. He may be originally from Michigan. Just a hunch. This may be easily adapted to reflect the Cowboys, Giants, Chargers or other teams on which you lost money this post-season.]

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting in front of a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Detroit Lions

Q: What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell out to God.

Q: How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
A: To Ford Field – they never get a touchdown there!

Q: What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn’t Grand Rapids have a professional football team?
A: Because then Detroit would want one.

Q: What’s the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Detroit Lions and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

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Dr Bob Griffin, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given