[adapted from the “Maxine” cartoon]
You know it’s a cold day when your teeth start chattering and they’re still
on the nightstand
There really are only two seasons in Wyoming – “allergy” and “flu”
I’d shovel the walk except for one reason – visitors may come
I’m right on schedule – winter is half over and I’m half frozen
You can tell that this is the cold and flu season. Even the non-smokers are
coughing.
And I don’t really want to know exactly what is frozen in guy’s mustaches
this time of year
Handy winter tip – if you leave a tortilla out for a week or two, it makes a
handy ice scraper
I don’t make snowman. If I wanted to hang around a cold man with slush for
brains, I’d still be married
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Dr Bob, www.grif.net
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given