January 31, 2007 – 2:13 pm
[Final installment of differences between men and women. Like you didn't know them already!]
21 – DRESSING UP
WOMEN: A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage answer the phone, read a book, get the mail.
MEN: A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.
22 – DAVID LETTERMAN
MEN think David Letterman is [...]
January 30, 2007 – 3:27 pm
[More "differences" in the way men/women muddle their way through life]
11 – MIRRORS:
MEN are vain; they will check themselves out in the mirror.
Women are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny
surface–mirrors, spoons, store windows, toasters, Joe Garagiola’s head.
12 – GARAGES
WOMEN use garages to park their cars and to store their [...]
January 29, 2007 – 3:42 pm
[Scientific studies on differences between men and women have been recently
presented. We will break them down and share them this week on the Grif.Net.
You're welcome.]
1 – RELATIONSHIPS:
WOMEN: When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to
her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled “All Men Are Idiots”. Then
she will [...]
January 27, 2007 – 3:45 pm
The young mother set her foot on the path of life. “Is this the long way?”
she asked. And the guide said: “Yes, and the way is hard. And you will be
old before you reach the end of it. But the end will be better than the
beginning.”
But the young mother was happy, and she would not [...]
January 26, 2007 – 3:47 pm
Christmas is over, but with TEN grandkids, birthday present shopping is
another adventure. So I walked into a store because I saw a Barbie doll and
considered it for my granddaughters.
“How much is that Barbie in the window?” I asked the shop assistant.
In a condescending manner she responded, “Which Barbie? We have . .
Barbie Goes to [...]
January 25, 2007 – 3:48 pm
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January 24, 2007 – 3:51 pm
YOU KNOW YOU’RE TOO STRESSED WHEN…
You can achieve a “runners high” by sitting up.
The sun is too loud.
You are missing several days from this week.
Trees begin to chase you.
You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
You wonder if brewing is *really* a necessary step for the consumption of
coffee.
You say the same sentence over and over again, [...]
January 23, 2007 – 3:56 pm
[Closed circuit to Grandson Christian Joshua Griffin – happy 5th birthday,
sport. Ask your Dad about the five years we lived in Texas, but don't
believe a word.]
Need to be cheered up?
Happy, Texas 79042
Pep, Texas 79353
Smiley, Texas 78159
Paradise, Texas 76073
Rainbow, Texas 76077
Sweet Home, Texas 77987
Comfort, Texas 78013
Friendship, Texas 76530
Love [...]
January 22, 2007 – 3:56 pm
I live on CY. Just the two letters, CY. Actually wish I could write it on
the computer like it was written originally – a giant “C” with a little “y”
inside the circle. It was the brand of the Carey Ranch that owned the land
along the Oregon Trail on the western side of what is today [...]
January 20, 2007 – 4:10 pm
A nine-year-old kid is sitting at his desk and all of a sudden there is a
puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his
heart is going to stop because he cannot possibly imagine how this has
happened. It’s never happened before, and he knows that when the boys find
out he [...]
January 19, 2007 – 4:12 pm
[adapted from the "Maxine" cartoon]
You know it’s a cold day when your teeth start chattering and they’re still
on the nightstand
There really are only two seasons in Wyoming – “allergy” and “flu”
I’d shovel the walk except for one reason – visitors may come
I’m right on schedule – winter is half over and I’m half frozen
You can [...]
January 18, 2007 – 4:13 pm
FOR ORIGIONAL CONTEST CLICK HERE
Many came up with the obvious – “Old owls never die, they just don’t give a
hoot”
Here are some of the “basic” answers:
Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.
Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.
Old cleaning people never die, they just kick the bucket.
Old deans never die, they just [...]
January 17, 2007 – 4:27 pm
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped
him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly
hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large
plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and
then the [...]
